* Once Rajinikanth threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then grenade exploded !
* Sachin : The God of cricket...... Sehwag: The Rajinikanth of cricket
* Rajinikanth can kill a living room....
* Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Rajnikanth once killed four birds with half a stone.
What? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? Well, the four dead birds didn't think so either.
* Rajinikanth can give missed call to his own number..!
* God created Earth and Heaven in 6 days , on 7th day he rested then he created Rajinikanth !
* Einstein Said: Everything is relative.
Karunanidhi said: Relative is everthing.
Rajinikanth said: I am everything.
* Rajinikanth doesn't answer nature's call. Nature answers Rajinikanth's call
* Govt of India pays tax to Rajinikanth for living here
* When Rajinikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available.