Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".
2. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
3.After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?